short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day

I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 19, 2018

Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'

Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!

by TechieD March 20, 2011

shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache

that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.

by skye6 December 05, 2013

Inner Shaft

The part of a man's penis that is hidden from view either under the pubic mound or above the testicles. The inner shaft is not seen but is felt during intercourse.

Kianna: "My God has it gotten bigger?

Joe: "Nah baby that's just the inner shaft. It'll sneak up on ya!"

by elpolorico November 15, 2015

Shaft Tickler

Large handlebar mustache, typically with a twirl, used to tickle the "shaft" while performing oral pleasure.

Have you seen how long his shaft tickler grew?

by FolicAcidAddict March 21, 2024

golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019

Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.

Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!

by Cal563 June 12, 2024