Human self

A loose human, often called Michael, in a happy place and calm state of mind.

“Michael, stop being a fuck-wit and please just be your Human self!”

by Enigme December 1, 2021

self-jettison

to throw yourself down to the floor

Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.

by PontificatingPants April 24, 2019

Self acceptance

self-acceptance is an individual's satisfaction or happiness with oneself, and is thought to be necessary for good mental health. Self-acceptance involves self-understanding, a realistic, albeit subjective, awareness of one's strengths and weak

I now have self acceptance of my self

by Grammar girl 79 July 13, 2018

self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.

"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.

by Master Bates 1000 May 30, 2016

self pour

the act of pouring; tipping; emptying an entire glass; bottle; any other type of container over oneself.
Liquid is most commonly in the form of alcohol, however others such as milk can be used.

Lynn watched hysterically as Paul and Daniel used a carton of stolen milk for a self pour in the shower room.

Did you see Chris self pour last night, he tipped a fish bowl straight over his head.

Simon, that self pour was poor, only a glass of water? You should be ashamed.

by Zachary DeMarachelle December 29, 2007

self-dater

Common in gay relationships, when the two guys dating look nearly identical.

Oh god look at those self-daters, it's so narcissistic.

by j0ry December 16, 2008

self-monkey

The act of rolling a 1-1-2 during a tiebreaker gooch roll. The result being the requirement to wear a tin foil hat while paying and carrying the breakfast order.

Ali lost the tie breaker with a 1-1-2 roll on dice resulting in the dreaded but rare self-monkey. On the way to get breakfast he refused to wear the tin foil hat and subsequently he has banned from playing in the orginal Powerex Gooch Roll and is now forced to play in a substandard game on a lower floor.

by Gooch Rider April 24, 2011