One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

Second Childhood

An enlightened state where an adult returns to childhood. Hard to achieve but it can be done.

I’m gonna have a second childhood no matter what you say or think!

by I Like To Define Words November 25, 2021

Cereal Second

One who pours milk into bowl before the cereal. Also sure sign someone is a cop.

Heard Chris was a cereal second guy, not really surprising considering all the trouble he got out of after the bust.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 30, 2018

Silver Second

A fleeting moment in life where everything is perfect and nothing can hold you down.

"Do you remember when Crosby scored the winning goal in the Olympics?" "Yeah man, that was a silver second."

by SSBAND October 13, 2011

second-worst

The second worst thing in existence.

My mother is the second-worst thing in existence because she moaned when i hugged her.

by TheOneRestraining November 9, 2017

18 Seconds

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be deleted on Dildo Death Race

It's really sickening that these "moderators" are deleting my comment after 18 seconds

by Lamezoner March 20, 2021

second harvest

a beverage that can only be created where you drink alcohol, digest it, and then urinate it into a container.

i got gotta chug this second harvest, FAST!

by bullettimeboom April 6, 2016