rule 34 

"There is porn of it. No exceptions."
True for any movie, game, character, etc. that you can think of, and some you can't.

/r/ rule 34 for calvin and hobbes

rule 34 by Staurn August 30, 2008

rule of 4 and 9 

The rule of 4 and 9 is a general unspoken rule in the United States between drivers and cops. The basics is you don't get in trouble for going 4 or less over the speed limit and usually a warning if going 9 or less. 10 miles invokes fines if caught.

the exception is at the beginning or end of a month when the cops are trying to fill their ticket books

someone else come up with a good example for the rule of 4 and 9

rule of 4 and 9 by ohio drivers suck May 19, 2008

Rule 51

Sometimes, you're wrong.

"Rule Fifty-One" was the title of the 7th season finale of the TV show "NCIS," referring to Special Agent Gibbs' established 50 rules for being a special agent of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. At the end of the episode, in which he needed a lawyer, he went through a box with pieces of paper on which he'd written his rules, and one said, "#13 NEVER, EVER INVOLVE A LAWYER." He turned it over and wrote, "#51 SOMETIMES YOU'RE WRONG." A major admission for Gibbs, even to himself. If he can admit it, we all can.

DiNozzo: "Well, Ziva, it's like Ben Affleck said in 'The Hunt for Red October'... "

McGee: "Tony, Affleck didn't start playing Jack Ryan until 'The Sum of All Fears.' Alec Baldwin played Ryan in 'Red October.'"

DiNozzo: "Seriously, McGeek? YOU are challenging ME on a movie reference? I'm always right about these things, especially when Sean Connery is in the movie!"

Gibbs (slapping DiNozzo on the back of the head): "Rule 51."

DiNozzo: "Ow! Oh yeah: 'Sometimes, you're wrong.'"

Rule 51 by UncleMikeNJ July 7, 2011

Rule 9003 

Any one who states that Clint Eastwood's westerns are stupid is a salad tossing faggot and shall be rounded up and shot for their ignorance.

Dumb Bitch:Dude High Plains Drifter was stupid.

Chris:Dude rule 9003, you better shut up.

Dumb Bitch: Well its true all he did was fuck some women, shoot some men, blow shit up, and then burn some shit down.

Chris:Fag. I'll get the fifty cal.

Rule 9003 by USMCtopgun November 15, 2009

Rule 1 

Never screw over your partner.

Why would you help me Gibbs? You're my partner, Rule 1.

Rule 1 by Xcelion July 4, 2015

Rule 34 

If it exsists, there is porn of it.
If there isn't porn of it yet, there will be.

Rule 34 states that because there isn't porn of Gerard way or Gerard Way anime yet, some will be made at some point.

Rule 34 by daniegoesrawr July 19, 2011

rule number 5 

Harden the fuck up!

Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.

rule number 5 by steppernack November 21, 2012