Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

by Silverlock March 30, 2009

Rocky

Rocky is a person you can always trust. He is a person who you will instantly fall in love with. He is loving, sweet and caring when you get to know him. Although he has a rude side and always has an opinion! He is very smart aswell. He is sexy, cute, hot and totally lovable! He is also an insane kisser and is icredible at doing the dirty.

I love Rocky

by Pencilsarecool December 13, 2021

Rocky's Number

Rocky's Number is the smallest number greater than any number definable with fewer than a googolplex symbols in first-order set theory.

Rocky's Number is the largest named number.

by thedefinerrrrrrrrrrrr September 13, 2025

Rocky Roads

Rocky roads are streaks of poop.

There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!

by 69BigBen69 April 5, 2022

Rocky 69

the worst urban dictionary sex act

That really sounds like a Rocky 69!

by THEDUHKGUY August 4, 2022

Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
I'm

by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

Rocky

When you take a 30 min shit on overtime before you punch the clock.

I had to take a rocky before I put off duty. Now I'm a half hour of overtime richer!!

by Schmidtman February 11, 2022