Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

by Silverlock March 30, 2009

Rocky Period

Undergone by males, once a month. During which they suffer to cravings to watch the 'Rocky' anthology.
Period can last from only 5 minutes, to a few days, to a week.

Guy 1 - "Hey you wanna watch some Rocky?"
Guy 2 - "Sure, you on your Rocky Period?!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah"
Guy 2 - "Same here!"

by Tommy H93 January 18, 2009

Rocky Meadows

1.Asian-ish girl with a lisp. she kinda bossy and loud. Usually that person that tries to control the group but does no work.
2. Cool name for a retirement home

Why do you have to be such a Rocky meadows all the time???
Rocky Meadows sounds like a place I want to die in

by blackguy1213 May 18, 2011

Cold hard rocky

Any Cold alcoholic beverage whether uts a cold beers or any white or dark liquor on ice.

I had a cold hard rocky at Billy's Bar and Grills.

by Tommy Dollar January 7, 2024

Rocky Mountain Goodness

A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.

"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"

by Gino DaFinksta August 31, 2007

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on

What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.

by Swaggymfman February 8, 2022

Rocky Road Bumbkin

A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!

She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!

by Khaki86 October 9, 2023