Malibu Wave Rider

A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman.

To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.

Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.

Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.

Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."

by The Shwastitute October 27, 2011

Night Rider

A white woman who chooses to only, or most often, sleep with the blackest of men. Hence the term, "Night Rider".

Dude, that chicks a dirty fucking Night Rider.

Whoa, Emily, easy there on the night riding.

Yo, that chicks rides the night like there's no tomorrow.

by nan March 3, 2005

Go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell

A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.

Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"

by slackalacka September 16, 2010

Strawberry Surf-rider

Possibly the holy grail of all smoothies. Made with lime sherbet, strawberries, and ice....oh and perfection.

"why are you grinning?"
"because im drinking a strawberry surf-rider"
"aaaaah. liquid happiness"

by lurkette May 4, 2009

fuck you and the horse that rode you in

A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by Telephony July 29, 2014

rides the bus

(v., intransitive) to be the tits, the shit, the man, the bee's knees, etc.; to be the humanoid equivalent of an electric guitar with biceps; or to be a thing whose mere existence suggests that God is one cool freaking dude.

object rides the bus, as in
"Is that T-Rex with the combat boots beating up Vince Shlomi?"
"Yeah, it would appear so, my good man."
"Wow. That rides the bus."

by SlipSlapJack July 14, 2009

Ride or Die

It's more than a saying, It's a way of life, When you love someone so much you're willing to accept their time as your own, despite how long or tough that road becomes... When you give it everything you've got.. Even when it's easier to give up.. When you sacrifice your needs for theirs.. When you rely on phone calls, letters and visits to get you through... When you encourage and reassure and find ways to keep them going.. When you remain fiercely loyal, when you would take their place if it meant freedom, that is the life we choose to live, That is what it means to be a Ride or Die.

She been down for me since day one, even when i was locked up, Shes a True Ride or Die.

by BeeBee12511 September 13, 2016