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Lil Reese

by Life May 4, 2014
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reese cup

this is when a girl licks a guys asshole,made famous by a girl who formally went to barnesvile high
Tina: "girl I was givin' this guy a reese cup and five minutes into it he sharted on my face"

Deb: "whats a shart?"

Tina: "its when you fart and shit comes out...and girl, lemme tell you, he must have had some bad mexican food or sumthin'!"
by chuck seagal July 16, 2008
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Triple-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then into the mouth, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
No care is given to the cleanliness of the penis as it is transferred from one bodily entrance to another.

The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Double-Dip Recession, which excludes insertion into the mouth.
"The Triple-Dip Recession is really taking its toll on me and my partner. I've had two vaginal infections in the past three weeks."
by arransc April 13, 2013
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Reeses

a code/slang term for condom
"Dude, I hooked up with amber last night!"

"Did u use a condom??"

"No, dude, I used a reeses!!"
by moodychic94 March 16, 2009
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reesty schmeal

reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)
When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.

I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.
by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008
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Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.
If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder
by teeceeTO July 11, 2010
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Reese

Reese is a lowkey hoe. Always taking mirror pictures with her ass sticking out. Almost looking like her back is about to break. Whenever she is with a boy, she HAS to put it on her sc story. She always makes drama, flirts with boys, takes selfies, wears bralettes, and thinks she's the shit.
Girl 1:Omg, Reese just put something on her story. Go look!

Girl 2: I swear, if it's another mirror pic, I'm going to scream. *Sees picture* Ugh! It is! She's back at it again with being a hoe.

Girl 1: RIGHTTT
by Ellie Kringer June 12, 2017
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