hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020

Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense

How do you say Squid in Ranch?

by themontrealman June 1, 2020

Ranch day

I luv ranch

Person A:Her today is National ranch day
Person B:WOW!really

by Yum yum kitty June 9, 2020

pizza with ranch

Sounds gross but is actually amazing

Hey, have you ever tried pizza with ranch?
No sounds gross
Try it it’s really good.

by Yeah_thatskindacool September 18, 2020

ranch cup

When someone has had sex with so many people and they’re basically addicted to it.
Example: SANTANA

Santana is back at it again being a ranch cup

by Jalid September 25, 2020

Ram Ranch 202

The much anticipated 202nd entry in the Ram Ranch series where a war breaks out of epic proportions at Malibu Beach. The US Army, along with the 40 naked niggers board the cock ship to rescue the Ram Ranch cowboys when they find Thor fucking Batman, and decide to join in. As they go deeper into the cock ship, they find Keanu Reeves fucking Andalla in a similar way to Thor and Batman. Later on again, they find Spider-Man fucking the shit out of Prince Harry. This is truly the most ambitious crossover in the history of media itself.

"Ram Ranch 202 is the best song ever created, don't you agree?"

"Hell yeah."

by Ram Ranch Cowboy October 17, 2020

the ranch gang

A group of people who like ranch and anything to do with ranch these type are very diverse and funny (in there own ways) they also get very angry if you say any other condiment is better

It's the ranch gang walking down the street looking fly

by Oldspice_guy October 19, 2020