Peter-drunk

getting wasted, walking home alone, losing everything in your pockets and puking until noon the following day

that poor guys gonna get peter-drunk tonight

by savior12011 December 3, 2011

Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.

Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.

by digs0 January 15, 2013

Peter in Laws

Two men who have had sex with the same woman.

John and Mark have both had sex with Sally. John and Mark are peter in laws.

by C Burn August 26, 2013

Peter the Pervert

Peter the Pervert is a meme featuring Marcos with his "rape face" activated. He has abnormal and unacceptable sexual behavior towards women, men, animals, and children. Peter carries an excessive amount of roofies at all times.

Some notable examples include: "I came to dance and f*** b****hes, and I'm almost done dancing", and "Prevent rape, just say yes."

To understand Peter we must recognize the maliciousness in his face and realize that he has dark ulterior motives hidden behind his smirk.

Peter the Pervert was first uploaded to www.memegenerator.net/Peter-The-Pervert on April 2014.

Peter the Pervert: "How did I save a girl from being rape yesterday? I convinced her."
Peter the Pervert watches 2 girls 1 cup and finds nothing wrong.

by DrCurdi May 20, 2014

peter pong

Peter Pong - another term for masturbation.

"Dude are you still playing Peter Pong"
"Yeah I'm almost at the finals!"

by LuckyMar713 December 27, 2014

Peter Dreimanis

One of the lead singers from the canadian band July Talk who has the sexiest voice in the entire world and is undeniably beautiful. He looks the complete opposite of what you would probably think he looks like when you hear his voice, and he wears the same white shirt every single show he plays. He also is a filmmaker and director. He is all around so talented.

me: jesus christ Peter Dreimanis is the most iconic

friend: I know oh my god how does he exist??

by jt4life420 April 19, 2018

Peter Sisters

When you and your friend fucked the same dude. Not necessarily at the same time.

You fucked Jon last night?!? *HIGH FIVE* I fucked him back in high school! We're now PETER SISTERS!!!

by bigbootyjanet November 5, 2018