flesh purse

The use of female anatomy to smuggle contraband into jail.
That girl used her flesh purse to smuggle that crack into jail.
by Ginger S August 14, 2020
mugGet the flesh pursemug.

Purse

Another way of saying "That's a personal problem".
Dude: My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Friend: That's a purse.
by Thegraveclamp July 21, 2023
mugGet the Pursemug.

black and white purse

black and white purse: when a tall black girl who is depressed but rich is friends with a white short girl who has trauma past and is depressed their friendship is awkward and fun because they are both bisexual but one is more open about it.
they have sexual\dating tension and one loves hugs but the other is not so lovely about it a lot of people think they should date but they just see each other as friends.
omg her and she are like those black and white purses friends
yeah..we are def a black and white purse
by lily huij February 22, 2021
mugGet the black and white pursemug.

purse dump

When a female can not find something in her purse, then procedes to turn it over and dump all the contents out.
I lost my lip gloss in my purse, so i had to do a purse dump
by K-dub07 March 22, 2016
mugGet the purse dumpmug.

Leaky Purse

I searched the girl before she entered the concert and found she had a leaky purse.
by DeLorean James September 12, 2017
mugGet the Leaky Pursemug.
What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
mugGet the lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happinessmug.

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