probability

a bull shit part of math that doesn't matter in the real world because no matter how small the odds are there's always the chance of that thing happening

A: What if a bomb goes off? (IDK I couldn't think of anything bite me)
B: What's the actual probability of that happening?
A: Who gives a fuck

by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009

problem

Pain in the ass

Whats yo problem man?

by B-ryan July 16, 2003

Problem Whore

A bitch, one who finds problems in any and every aspect of life. Can never be satisfied because the only way they get satisfaction is from the lack there of. Thinks they have friends but in reality has no one, even the people they think care the most about them go out of their way to not hang out with this 'Problem Whore'. Usually gets pregnant in early age not by mistake, but on purpose, to create another problem that they can complain about. Deep down extremely insecure due to the fact that when nothing in the world is wrong they still hate themselves.

Girl 1: "OMG I can't believe my finger nail broke off again!!! I hate my life!!"

Girl 2: "God, you're such a problem whore."

by Camsey March 15, 2011

Probag

Where a prolapse meets teabagging.

"Hey, Eric has fallen asleep, lets probag him!"

"Oh man, i was passed out drunk last night and the guys probagged me."

by Probagy August 7, 2012

tingle-probe

Any of the five terminating members of the hand. A digit of the forelimb. Finger.

As victory became certain, the evil genius gleefully wiggled his tingle-probes.

by Conwhore the Terrible September 26, 2007

problay

instead of mumbling probabilly or trying to spell it right just right PROBLAY and people will get it and its funny saying it with an western type accent

Xela"Can you go golfing?"
Luap"Problay!"

by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005

the cheeseballs problem

1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.

Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.

by JustCallMeHughGrant December 8, 2009