A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
Look at how pretty Mike dances.
by BB _Wolf May 06, 2020
A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.
Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!
Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017
by Crack.baby March 08, 2021
Silhouettes Showbar . A fun, laid back , corner bar type strip club in Coopersburg Pa. Hot chicks, fun staff and never a dull moment . Due to the reputation of girls with gorgeous full natural breasts it was nicknamed the “Pretty Titty”. However, when locals were angry that it opened back in the day they would call it the “shitty titty” to try to hurt business . Now it is a local staple which many couples even frequent now because of the welcoming , fun environment.
by Local Coopersburg June 04, 2018
Someone who is beautiful only for a moment in their youth. They can usually be identified as someone who don't age well.
A: "Hey man, that girl is hot"
B:"Nah. Have you seen her ugly mom? That girl is only brittley pretty."
B:"Nah. Have you seen her ugly mom? That girl is only brittley pretty."
by Taratara May 27, 2017
by Yaw PRETTY May 25, 2020
The only thing Hye-ji from Cinderella and The Four Knights was useful for. I get it, I liked her too but really, tell me something else about her that isn’t related to Hyun-min or Ji-woon. Anyway, pretty crying takes a lot of effort and isn’t very pleasurable. If you want to weep, feel free to go all out, Psalm 6 style. If it helps, you can do what I do and cry in secret. You don’t need to manage your tears or appearance with yourself or The One Above. Hopefully, you feel better, my love xx
“I am worn out from sobbing. All night I flood my bed with weeping, drenching it with my tears. My vision is blurred by grief; my eyes are worn out because of all my enemies.”
Psalms 6:6-7 NLT
You can very much bet this wasn’t a pretty cry.
Psalms 6:6-7 NLT
You can very much bet this wasn’t a pretty cry.
by A_christian_on_urbandictionary May 15, 2022