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Get the error: no keyboard detected. press F5 to continue mug.A pickup line snowboarders use to pick up a snowboarder girl.
In Other-words it means if you give me a B-J ill eat you out.
In Other-words it means if you give me a B-J ill eat you out.
by SteezyD January 22, 2009
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I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.
by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024
Get the Cleveland Press mug.The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 28, 2013
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Person 2: Ah, but that was a press bait; they recently changed their terms of service to take custody of your baby.
Person 2: Ah, but that was a press bait; they recently changed their terms of service to take custody of your baby.
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