Premature Actorization

Some New Directors will spin an actor up... and force him to "emote" fully during rehearsal... so that he might see in advance how it might look on film. But this rarely works out by the time the camera is rolling the Actor has already shot his emotional wad... during rehearsals. This I have deemed "premature Actorization"

The actor was spent emotionally by the time the cameras rolled. He was a victim of "premature Actorization".

by RJ Miller May 2, 2021

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

Premature projecculation

To make definitive statements when the data is still inconclusive leading one to be wrong… again. This commonly happens in medicine and in pop science.

cholesterol is bad for you........No wait.......... Just certain types
older women should take estrogen............ No wait...... it causes heart disease
Take Vioxx for joint ......oopps ...... it causes heart disease in women
Never drink alcohol.......wellll.....Ok I guess one glass of wine a day is actually good for you

Guess even the medical community occasionally experiences premature projecculations

by Root-San October 1, 2007

Premature ehappylation

Getting overly excited about something before knowing the outcome.

Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.

Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”

by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022

premature adulation

When you've bragged to your friends about something before it's official.

I suffered an acute case of premature adulation when I told my friends I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary...then was rejected.

by MJAlbus January 3, 2014

premature e-rapture-lation

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.

John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.

by jimivox June 16, 2011