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Post toasties

*post coitus*
Jerry: Hey babe, you want some post toasties?
Stacy: I'll get the bread.
by Popcorn_Ceiling69 October 8, 2021
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Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.
"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."
by Noctone April 6, 2023
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Post Creeper

When a person spends alot of time reading other peoples posts on social media sites. A "Post Creeper" is typically a way for a person to know things about someone/other people they have never even met!
DrummerG: Hey man, dont leave posts about the weekends events on my Facebook page, my x girlfriend is a "post creeper"
by drummerg2 November 4, 2009
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Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.
Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.
by Smerv January 27, 2023
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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (For me)
by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020
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post ss

-I got a new desktop!!!
-post ss
by EL QBAN July 11, 2009
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inside post

any entry put onto a forum/social network which is only understood by certain members/friends. it is only understood by these certain members due to a past experience or memory or the person posting and the included members and friends. it might be a direct hit on a certain person-member/friend or not-or a running inside joke between those involved.
basis for the post/entry may be for humor or as communication between select members/friends.
may also be used to put down a certain member. the post would be understood between the person posting and the targeted member only.
the post/entry may or may not have an alternative meaning or reference.
may also be used as code for communication or something illegal or otherwise not to be seen by all.
seriously?!

to all members seems to be a reference to a general statment related to the posters life or situation. but to those included on the inside post it is understood as a cut on a certain person and subsequent joke between them.

lemme ask you a question...
(same as seriously)
by ifyadontknownowyaknow January 23, 2011
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