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Poon melon

The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.

NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".
"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"
by Rusty Van Dross November 7, 2012
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Poon Harbour

The name of said persons genitals who gets all the poon
Peter "Hey where's Guy gone?"
Lewie "He's over there with those girls, his dick is such a Poon Harbour"
by Ding dong dang son October 30, 2011
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Poo Poon

Slang term used for a butthole in the most informal way.
When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.
by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020
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Poon Thirsty

A man (or female that is into girls) that is on a constant quest for women and specifically tapping poon.
by the real joseph dirte May 11, 2010
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Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".
Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS
by Oingo Boingo June 20, 2007
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poon flute

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.
"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"
by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009
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pre-poon

pre-poon is used to describe a girl who is not yet appealing, or of a legal age, but whose potential to be so can be clearly seen by all
joes sister is definite pre-poon
by fatpacket October 27, 2008
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