by FattttttJ August 04, 2019
Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.
Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.
Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!
Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!
Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.
by Not Yellow Swine January 16, 2016
noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.
(inside party is a fridge pillager)
(inside party is a fridge pillager)
"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"
by J_Hawk08 November 12, 2007
Some Ideology that was made by the discord user Miho/Tirpitz/Mark and is something like Anarchy except that its believed that true freedom means that everyone shall sail the seas.
No one has an idea how this works but i guess it can work
No one has an idea how this works but i guess it can work
by Mihosaka November 22, 2020
A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"
Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.
by warontara September 19, 2012
The face made after smoking large quantities of marijuana and turning on a light. Involves squinting one eye, and smiling slightly.
by TeeEffWhy June 04, 2008
A boating enthusiast (or wannabe) that shares a love of drinking and of the tropics. Often smiling and slurring, with flip-flops and a tan!
by Midlife Cruising January 05, 2011