pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world

Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016

Oggie likes to pinch

Oggie always likes to pinch

Like...uuuuh......
It is just oggie likes to pinch

by samlee12340 January 30, 2020

Red Eye Pinch

When a man's penis is caught on his zipper

Oh crap I have a red eye pinch

by anonymous June 7, 2021

One inch pinch

A man with a very small penis

"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"

by slamminjamminge June 15, 2018

vulcan dick pinch

A hand job by george takei or lenord nemoy

dude at the last star trek convention i got a vulcan dick pinch by nemoy

by tacobellassassin September 12, 2010

loaf pinching hoe

The act of pooping ones pants in front of your friends for a few bucks.

I needed some pizza and had no cash, so I became a loaf pinching hoe.

by Chaz Randolph December 29, 2007

Penny Pinching Pimp

aka Triple P aka PPP is someone who has or claims to have large amounts of money yet refuses to spend any of it. Coined in London, ON Canada circa 2013

A: You need to get a bigger TV homie

B: Can't bro, no money

A: Damn penny pinching pimp

by MiniSquill March 27, 2014