Bougie Patrón

Official term for a male stripper/prostitute in Tijuana, Mexico

Man I sure would like a Bougie Patrón for Christmas.

by RGBTO December 6, 2024

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Rickshaw Petrol

A slang word for rice, referring to the food that an asian man would commonly eat, therefore, becoming the ‘petrol’ of the man who is pulling a rickshaw(A man drawn carriage used in Asia)

For goodness sake, I am not eating that rickshaw petrol for tea!

by ancientfarmingdevice December 3, 2023

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It's a guy who is always skipping class, he doesn't study a shit and somehow he still passes (sometimes), he is also always getting into trouble and being "amonestado" (punished) by the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), usually when that happens, she says "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of saying that the Patrón is gonna be punished. The Patrón is also doing crazy cool stuff such as burning a lake, beating up a yonqui, or even shouting silly shit such ass "soyyy aññañin" in the middle of the class. However, he also has some smart sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or " "te wa mochar compadre".

It's easy to recognize him, he always wears a chandal, and if by any chance he has gone to class, you will find him at the back of the class makinando about the teacher's jeans. He also doesn't know a shit about English, so if he finds out this definition about him, it won't matter as he won't understand. Pigeon.

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company, but the real patrón is El Patrón.

AHHH, el Patrón, jaajjaj se ha cargado la pizarra

by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024

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El Patrón

El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.

AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra

by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024

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Fat Patronizing.

When you can't help but compliment overweight people on how they look and think they are beautiful or sexy, sexualizing them in any way including writing weight gain fiction, viewing them as 'aspirational' and reposting their onlyfans account content from twitter on your own page just because you have a thing for fat people.

yes, because that's how fat-shaming works, when you can't stop complimenting overweight people and think they're 'beautiful'. Uhh, that's Fat Patronizing.

by MM132 February 22, 2024

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