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pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
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pecker punched

You said what!! Thwap! Pecker punched.
by hirsakowski January 27, 2016
mugGet the pecker punchedmug.

Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.
I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.
by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022
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Foreskin pecker decker

When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz
“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in
by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024
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Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019
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Hell pecker yea boy

Hell pecker yea boy that was so much fun!
by Lamarspencer54 July 16, 2022
mugGet the Hell pecker yea boymug.

Triple Decker Pecker Tower

Sex move: when three men are having a threesome and the guy on the bottom is giving anal, the guy in the middle is receiving AND giving anal, and the guy on top is getting anal while his dick/her strap-on flops about like an epileptic fish.
“Jerry, we’re gonna do a Triple Decker Pecker Tower later, you want in? If so you’re taking top
by Diddychimken December 27, 2019
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