Pattonophilia

When someone is obsessed with Mike Patton, his music and his voice.

I am a Pattonophile.

There is a certain amount of Pattonophilia going on with me at the moment.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 30, 2006

Payton

The prettiest girl in school and is such a great friend. She makes every one laugh and is very athletic and active, many boys are attracted to her and love her smile and personality. Everyone just wants her to be their friend.

Girl: did you meet the new girl payton??
Boy: ya I totally fell in love with her!

by Jerome629 November 27, 2017

payton paxton

Cum guzzling gutter ass hoe. Who likes to jerk guys off, but secretly because he hasn't cum out of the closet yet. He also enjoys to hold male testicles inside if his mouth. He considers it to be a sport. He has pretty blue eyes, but they are often bloodshot, from smoking joints to make him feel better about the size of his penis. He has had many surgeries on his dick because his cum is often dark brown. He is tall with brown hair, he has small lips, but the guys don't mind. Every night before going to sleep, he cleans the pubic hair that is stuck in his braces. (Male Pubes)

"Nobody has ever sucked me off like that, you must be a payton paxton!"

by Lick my left tit April 21, 2018

Robert Pattinson

Starred as Cedric in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and is now famous for playing the character Edward in the popular (and overrated) Twilight series.

Better actor than Kristen Stewart who plays Bella, but does not fit the perfect image of Edward in the book.

I can't believe they picked Robert Pattinson to play Edward!
He's not that bad.
Maybe not in other movies, but as Edward he sucks.

by NoBorders99 November 15, 2009

Patronin'

To be intoxicated from drinking the popular tequila Patron.

1) You: I'll be at the party in 15 minutes.

Me: You better hurry up, everyone is Patronin' and everything.

2) You may be drunk, but I'm Patronin'

by One Rho March 23, 2008

expecto patronads

The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.

My, what large nads you have!
That man has impressive expecto patronads.

by Uber sausage December 18, 2010

Robert Pattinson

sex

Robert Pattinson is sex

by websterlee8 March 15, 2009