patting the piglet 

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.

I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.

patting the piglet by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009

Slapping patties 

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

Slapping patties by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

Jack Pattison

Jack is awesome and is creative he is also nice friendly and dopey

Jack Pattison

Jack Pattison by jack is the best :) October 14, 2012

plebby patties

Plebby patties are flat ass cheeks

Ew look at keelies plebby patties

plebby patties by My Jewish fagoat May 10, 2018

robert pattinson day 

On February 3 it’s a day to appreciate Robert Pattinson and he’s handsomeness, wear or show ur love for our god

Me : Hey do u know what day
Person : no what day it is
Me it’s Robert Pattinson day

robert pattinson day by Hahwhwhhw28277363 January 16, 2021

flip your patties 

The act of flipping someone’s nipples

Imma flip your patties

flip your patties by I_am-joker November 24, 2019

parti bus moscow 

The bus from Toronto, Canada to East Chatam, New York. It was composed of the Chicago 7, a bunch of east coast bums, flex master flex, and our pleasant bus driver-Frank the Tank. The song No Limit was played for 4 consecutive hours with endless dancing and joy.

Do we have to give a Parti Bus Moscow vidznaka to that stupid girl from New York that danced on the wall?

parti bus moscow by Ivanuk July 24, 2008