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Patrol

The most profitable singles team on OSRS responsible for closing rejectz, and ending a 7 team merge with no outside assistance. They have been called the “Faze Banks” of singles teams.
Oh fuck it’s Patrol I’m going to need help here

I died
by Inzers dead team June 19, 2020
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top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night
“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller
by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 26, 2020
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Moth patrol

A special unit of large men, with small guns here to protect people from their everyday moth problem.
Dude, call the moth patrol, that suckers huge!
by Askme1000 June 23, 2017
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Thot Patrol

a patrol of women-respecting males whose goal is to capture, rehabilitate, and release wild thots that may roam in the patrol's hometown.
Guy: Don't stay at that Chipotle for too long, that place is a Thot Patrol hot spot!
by atomx12 May 7, 2018
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trump patrol

A trump patrol is a police officer but since trump is president we call them trump patrols because if you are a immigrant they send you back to your country
Careful with the trump patrol we aren't from this country

oh no that Mexican got pulled over by a trump patrol he's going to be sent back to Mexico!!
by \Isaac cortes/ March 11, 2017
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Pest-patrol

a band of men/women that will try to pick-up anyone in the club.
Adam: Pest-patrol! Lets do it boys!
Steve: Yeah Pest-patrol (Creates a p with his hands)
by Stevesmith123 May 4, 2018
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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
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