Thot Patrol

a patrol of women-respecting males whose goal is to capture, rehabilitate, and release wild thots that may roam in the patrol's hometown.

Guy: Don't stay at that Chipotle for too long, that place is a Thot Patrol hot spot!

by atomx12 May 7, 2018

TV Patrol

A long-running Phillipines television news show that began in 1987 and still runs to this day. Somehow, many logo effects kids edit the opening intro title sequence to since around 2021. It features Noli De Castro, a former PH Vice President from 2004 to 2009, as a news reporter on this show.

Eat Bulaga, another long-running Philipine television show, is also a victim of logo effects kids' edits.

Did you see that awful edit to the TV Patrol intro?

by jadenthemoose2 March 22, 2025

Paul's patrol

A very sexy team of athletes that are world champion and hunt/ expose nonce caves and call child line to protect

wait is that a nonce cave, dont worry Paul's patrol are already their in their GB kits

by nonce hunter October 8, 2019

sand patrol

A group of two or more people who cancel.

He was on drugs until a sand patrol got him canceled.

by Phoneaddiction105 August 9, 2021

Hole patrol

The act of driving around looking for pump partners.

Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Low patrol

A definition for a community which is too "cool" to be regarded as peasants : but are still peasants.

" RUN it's the LOW PATROL"

by Afro-Caribbean Jesus February 19, 2015

Thot Patrol

A person or group of people who feel the need to point out thots wherever they see them. Often thots themselves.

Here comes the Thot Patrol, put on a jacket.

by FrootLuips January 24, 2019