Parker

parker is the THICCest man on earth. He is thicker than a snicker. A real fatass. Everybody loves him. He is will be the first one eaten on a deserted island.

person one: Man look at that elephant.
person two: Yeah, it's a real Parker.

by Th1ccc B01 February 4, 2019

mackenzie rain parker

A stupid fucking cunt who will fuck your dad if you cheat on her

Cain: I cheated on Mackenzie rain parker
Cain’s dad: gets dick out

by Big puthy mack May 22, 2021

Charlie Parker

A title you give to a member in your band who is unreliable; doesn't show up to rehearsals or gigs.

Jordan missed the jam session again, he pulled a Charlie Parker

by flkdjflaf August 23, 2008

Parker

A guy who thinks he is hot when he really is not
Thinks he is a total pimp who can get any girl he wants
Loves small girls especially ones named Julia

Parker is such a fake pimp the only girl he can get is Julia

by Macmacn2461 January 8, 2009

Parker

a super sexy girl that likes to hangout in her basement and play pokemon. she knows all the pokemons name because they once visited her in a dream. she likes to walk around naked because she is not ashamed of her body like all you uptight bitches and hoes. has a huge donk and double ds and a vajayjay made of butter and gold.

man that chick is such a parker
helllll no theres only one parker

by pinktaco3535 March 5, 2011

Francis W. Parker

A K-12 private school in Lincoln Park, Chicago IL. It's teaching style is based off Colonel Francis W. Parker's ways of progressive teaching. The students are taught to be creative and stand up for what they believe in. The school has many courses including english, history, math, science, languages, and many electives.

Francis W. Parker is an incredible school!

by FWPcolonel December 31, 2010

parker

A person who fails to share a marijuana cigarette.

Stop being a parker and pass the J

by Stannis November 3, 2007