Imperial Palace

verb.

A sexual maneuver in which person A sticks their big toe up person B's anus.

Simulates the feeling one gets when they step into the Imperial Palace Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

Sometimes shortened to IP.

Dude A: Man, I got totally wasted last night, ended up going home with a tranny hooker. The worst part is that she Imperial Palace'd me...

Dude B: That sucks man...

by idib March 17, 2011

white paladin

Slang term for a white knight with a micro-penis. Has trouble with girls and communicates with others only by insulting them.

You know that guy Will Seeger? Yeah, he's a real white paladin.

by rfafgshasfgawfawdawd April 17, 2017

alex palacios

A STUPID BITCH OF A GUY

ALEX PALACIOS STOP

by LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXD May 23, 2017

paladin

Paladin. The one class in World of Warcraft wich requires the absolute of no skills.
One choosing a paladin may suggested to be a person wich lack of gaming skills, rater to be a 12 years old kid.

If you see a paladin, just hit him once, and he will turn the invincible shield up and do the "return-to-home-inn" teleport thingy, and voila - no more paladin in yer way.

- Look! there's a paladin, let's kill him!
/cast shield /cast heartstone
- Now why did he do that? oh, yeah, right, he's a paladin, after all.

by \dev\null July 2, 2005

Angry Paladin

Wrapping your penis in chain mail armor and proceeding to have both vaginal and anal intercourse with a woman.

That whore'll never have sex again. I gave her the angry paladin last night. That'll teach her not to cheat on me!

by Binobino June 13, 2008

Palace

Someone who talks a lot of shit with facts to back it up. She's fun to be around but is a hoe. She's pretty enough that she has at least 2 boyfriends in her teen life. She often makes sexual jokes and doesn't give a crap about what others think. She dresses like a hoe, and can tell the difference between a slut and a whore. She's emo at heart but of course she'd never show it.

Omg it's Palace, what the hell is she wearing??

by namedatname October 5, 2016

Paladin

A peice of shit character on world of warcraft,They lack skills because they rely on their free steeds and fucked up aurmour.Half the time the fucking bitches hide behind their fag boy magic to "own" noobz,But in reality paladins are total fucktards.One paladin that stands out is Sparteh of the server Ursin, he is owned by none other then Tarvsi Eanday AKA Travis,Travis is a radically strange and racist user who thinks world of warcraft is based on his fucktard paladin.He thinks he can onw because of his 1 hit every 3.6 seconds and his trinket and divine intervention...But he is actualy a fucking noob.Because I could own him on a rouge like pfft just stealth and backstab the nigger.This is travis reaction when told him on msn that i could own him with my mates rogue.Blakeus: i could own u on my freinds rogue.
Travis:
LALWL NOT EVEN NOOOB I would uze teh trinket and hit U LOILOL)OLOLOLOLOL U RNOOB NOOB LOLOL WTF I would uze my mad as divine intervention to maKE ME SO 1337 lwlwlewl rofL and THEN I WOULD HEAL UPZORSSSDSSS >loloL.ollOLOL OLOLOLO LR ETT TEEEE EETT TEET TTT.
If you wopuld like a better definition of paladin see the words
Fucktard,Pussy,Bitch,Woman or noob.

Travis has a noob paladin that eats arse.
Blakeus:Polymorphed nigga get dat shit outta here!
Travis:U CANT FUCKING ME IM A FUCKING PALADIN REEET TRINKET!!!!!!
Blakeus:Polymorphed again,trinketr wont help now,u have to wait 5 mins.Frost nova!
Travis:I can just cleanise that shit.
Blakeus:Pyroblast,Frost nova
Travis: HACKER HACK LOL NO ONE CAN BEAT ME UNLESS THEY R TEH HACKS!LAWL!!!!1

by Blakeus May 16, 2006