panda pies

Playing patty cake with a panda....with no pants

I like to play patty cake with no pants with a panda or in other words , "panda pies".

by Suckame May 28, 2018

Angry Panda

Climaxing over somebody’s face and giving them two black eyes as a finale.

Q: How did you get your two black eyes?

A: Angry Panda

by Bert-Ro February 7, 2022

Princess Panda

A certain type high maintenance woman, who thinks she is low maintenance. She is of mixed descent, Part black, part white, part Asian, and chubby.

There is my wife, in her Louboutain shoes. She is a Princess Panda.

by Wesley Ryan May 25, 2018

Sleep Panda

The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many

"Hey Jim, looks like the Sleep Panda inhabited JoAnne last night... She's been sleeping for hours"

by Dagger666 December 3, 2009

panda boner

To have a sudden urge for Chinese food

"Dude I have a major panda boner"

by Let me put something in here November 28, 2015

gooey panda

When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.

guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!

by gooeypanda October 19, 2009

Fence Panda

A large or Smallmouth bass weighing over 5 pounds in weight. Mostly reffered in the south as a Fence Panda

I was fishing lilipads at a nearby lake yesterday and caught a fence panda, you should have seen the size of this fish.

by Yellow Thunder 21X July 20, 2011