poor man's chillum

When you don't have enough kush for a blunt so you unpack the front of a cigar an inch at a time to burn like a chillum.

Bro I'm about to hit the poor man's chillum during break.

by NikoSly February 25, 2019

Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

poor man's lemonade

when one goes into a food establishment, requests a cup of water with lemons, and adds sugar to create a bland lemonade to save money.

i didn't have enough for a drink, so I made poor man's lemonade instead.

by Otter Mozz March 22, 2016

Poor-Man's Transformer

noun (slang):

1) A Go-Bot

2) aka: GoBot

3) A Ghetto-Transformer

4) Children's toy (vehicle) that
turned into a robot (well, sort-of)
by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a
Transformer (heck, even the Go-bot
Cartoon show was cheaper and
cheeseier than the Transformer's
Cartoon, notice there's no Go-bots
movie),BUT at least you didn't need
to read the instructions just to
transform a Go-bot!

4) Probably the coolest toy of the
it's time (20 years ago or so). If
you were really poor like me, your
Go-bot was a rock or a stick, which
you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.

"The Go-bot is the Poor-Man's Transformer."

(Just as Anthony Hopkins in the Poor-man's Dennis Hopper; the former being a cheaper, less-inspired, and generally far less desirable version of the latter).

by goodcop8 August 13, 2007

poor man's menses

1. When a man is a fiend for having sex whilst the woman is on the rag, but cannot find himself a menstruating woman, he secretly squirts ketchup into the woman's vaginal canal before sex.

2. When a man's girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to cum inside her when she isn't actually on the rag. He secretly squirts ketchup inside her vaginal canal whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.

Woman: "My entire reproductive tract is ruined from poor man's menses".

- or -

Woman: "I don't know how I keep getting pregnant while I'm on the rag!"
Man: "Maybe it's all the poor man's menses I've been squirting inside you?"

- or -

Abortionist: "What the hell is that??"
Woman: "Poor man's menses and a week-old fetus?"

- or -

OBGYN: "What the hell is that?"
Woman: "I don't know, but it goes great with french fries!"

- or -

OBGYN: "Damn, this goes well with french fries!"

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

poor man's Porsche

a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia

has a sporty body style that looks like a Porsche except a Karmann Ghia costs a lot less and has a 38hp engine

I bought a Karmann Ghia the other dad. I showed it of to my friends and his dad called it a poor man's Porsche

by KarmannGhiaFTW March 17, 2009

A bitch that's poor as fuck

It's just a Bitch that's poor as fuck.

A bitch that's poor as fuck is like a nerd who gets bullied every second.

by Milshake Froggii August 3, 2021