man oyster

Asshole

May I eat your man oyster?

by MarkoPolo April 11, 2017

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

oyster card

A life saver and don't fucking lose it!

Damn I lost my Oyster card! How do I get home?

by Devotee_14 April 19, 2018

Oyster Shucker

Someone who sticks their tongue inside the nostril of partner after meeping

He’s a real oyster shucker. Wouldn’t catch me sticking my tongue up a girl’s nose after she snorted my cum.

by Truckie941 November 30, 2018

Crisp Oyster

Ellie is a girl you want as your friend. She’s a fucking angel and has a heart of gold. She’s one of the most trustworthy and kind people you’ll ever meet. She’s so gorgeous and some people would die for her looks but she just doesn’t see it. An Ellie is probably the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. They’re the best with secrets. She’s the kind of person to talk you on long walks where you can clear your mind, or to take you shopping. It’s sad sometimes because Ellie’s are taken advantage of very quickly and suddenly they’re being manipulated by some two faced toes. Ellie moss’s are so kind that they struggle to say no... which is there weakness. But don’t worry, a crispy will intervene and save the day. Ellie’s you need to stand up for yourself. You deserve better friends, ones who aren’t two faced, ones who suddenly care when your pretty or dying, ones who are friends with you for money. Stay away from those people. They’re snakes. Instead try to hang out with the people who, put a smile on your face, are trustworthy, halerious, always there for you no matter what, absolutely stunning, so pure and wholesome, not the best at math but she’s trying, also obsessed with the dolan twins... If you haven’t guessed by now... all those things are what make YOU unique crispy. I hope you know you mean the world to me :))
love from crisp fiddle sticks xxx

crisp oyster is my fav :3

by Sister Sushi March 29, 2019

Rotten Oyster

When a male ejaculates cum into his own hand and then eats it in one swallow

I broke up with my boyfriend when he ate a rotten oyster in front of me.

by Cupcakemaker1984 August 6, 2025

semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024