Two Tampon Ordeal

a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident

Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.

I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!

by krvie1 July 14, 2011

orders

One of life’s first-and-foremost “double-edged swords” --- something that can “cut both ways” as far as definition and desirability is concerned. While it can refer to a welcomed stack of purchase-agreements that will bring wealth and prosperity to its recipient, it can also mean stern/irritable directives to do/not do something that its recipient hates/wants to do.

Travelling company salesman: Boy, did I get two big orders today!
Boss: Great! What were they?
Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

Order of the Viking Chieftains

This is a cool group in a roblox game called "prtty much evry bordr gam evr" unlike kc remember kids kc<vc

(Random noobie) Hey look some cool Viking Cheiftain's wow

(Fat wiggles) What Viking cheiftain's hey kc kill them!

(kc 1) gets killed by vc

(razzor) dies by bombing because kc is so bad at gliding

Stay mad noobs Order of the Viking Chieftains are the best!

by Sodaman123 August 27, 2021

Symalphameric Order

A universal, standard system of ordering lists that includes symbols, letters, and numbers in a manner compatible with computer programming and internet use as well as standard English.

See: Alphanumeric & Alphameric

She was finally able to organize her files in a rational way by reprogramming her computer to run correct symalphameric order.

by JaNell Golden December 30, 2003

Restraining Orders

What posh people call ball stranglers or tighty whiteys.

"I was in my Bentley on my way to have tea with the queen but I was forced to return home due to the fact that my new restraining orders were chafing."

by Super Giga Mega Nesbitt May 11, 2015

pre order

somethign that only a fagget would do. A big waste of money. A bigger waste of money then paying murph to strip for you.

Murph: OH OH HALO 2 IS COMIN OUT!! BETTER PRE ORDER IT!
Alex: ok SETH.
Murph. damn what a hot person to say such an amazing insult like that i mus bow down in awe to him.

by - July 28, 2004

Peugeot ' a side order of frogs legs' 306 TDI

A total bag of bolloxs. Owned by tight fisted network administrators earning a good bit of buncewho live and die by the MPG.

Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.

Be-Jesus, look at that F425OOU with the wank alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm.............

Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.

Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!

Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.

Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.

by Moist Mary July 30, 2004