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vacation dick

A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.
He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.
by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.
Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.
by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016
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vacation dick

it might be termed as longer than regular sized dick, that's hard to inhale regularly.
my boyfriend wants me to give him, a favor daily but it's his vacation dick what resists and scars me.
by PaaWan June 10, 2016
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vacation dick

Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.
"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.
by GFOcabulary June 17, 2016
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Workstation Vacation

This is what occurs when your overbearing, micro-managing boss is not in the office for the day and you finally have a chance to relax and enjoy your day and co-workers. Usually, little or no actual work is accomplished during this time, so you are on a kind of vacation even though you are at work.
Jim, why is everyone smiling and laughing over here today? What happened?

Nothing. We're all just on a workstation vacation because Janet is out for the day at a conference.
by c2herr April 7, 2011
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indianapolis vacation

Noun. The act of getting very high and taking a nap.
yeah, the festival was canceled because of the weather so I took an Indianapolis vacation instead.
by weed-and-riddles April 24, 2021
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vacation dick

A dick of massive size that one could only stand for a short period of time. As opposed to boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy that had a vacation dick. It was amazing, but a little too amazing.
by Ryguy017 June 14, 2016
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