lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout September 02, 2015

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Lawn Service

lawn service is a service provided to the community YO! The difference between Chinese lawn service and American lawn care. Lawn care is just "caring" with words and "service" is providing the actual service. This should be carried out on a monthly basis to make sure no one is hiding around the bush of succulent

I need a lawn service in Portland Or, not just a normal lawn care with advices telling things I already know.

by Blindsheep October 24, 2019

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Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.

I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".

by Minty_Mechanic April 09, 2022

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Lawn doctor

A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.

Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.

I've just gone to the shop and the park an gona make myself a lawn doctor.

by Rilighan May 14, 2020

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