The Stone God is the person that you end up meeting when you're really stoned. You can't see him, but you can feel his comforting presence, and the weight of his heavy hands on your shoulders, head, back, and other extremities. It feels as if a giant stone golem is towering over you from behind, resting his heavy hands on your body, as your body compensates for the added weight.
Q:"Why are you walking so upright and funny?"
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"
"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."
"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"
"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."
"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."
by Crazy Max April 05, 2009
by d718 June 24, 2010
Hard rock band currently popular among the Christian Music community.
They rock hard, too. "The Way I Feel" is an awesome song...
They rock hard, too. "The Way I Feel" is an awesome song...
Dude, when I was walking out of Sam Goody's yesterday with my new 12 Stones CD, the dude stopped me and said, "Hey! You have to pay for that!"
... and I'm like, "NO ONE TOLD ME THIS!"
... and I'm like, "NO ONE TOLD ME THIS!"
by amalga June 27, 2004
During intercourse, you cum all over a females face and follow up with a hand full of rainbow sprinkles.
by chuck taylur June 10, 2009
by chipwhich November 18, 2005
by bmitch373 May 26, 2009
One of the worst magazines I've seen yet. Laughable content includes "Top 100 Guitarists ever" or, even worst, "Top 100 bands ever". Rather than base it on skill/performance/ect, Rolling Stone thought it would be much better to simply list every popular band from the 70s and earlier.
Rolling Stone editor> top 100 bands ever... ok ummm... the beatles... umm... the beatles... uhhhh... oh, and like, that band that did the song "stairway to heaven" or something. guys I don't know any other bands
Rolling Stone editor 2> dude, just put the beatles down
Rolling Stone editor 2> dude, just put the beatles down
by GOERNR May 12, 2006