Loud Eater

Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.

1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.

6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.

If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021

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Rolling Loud

The largest white person at any given table.

"Hey man, how'd the podcast go?"

"Not too bad, Baddie was Rolling Loud so you know it's a good time."

by Zenith3501 January 1, 2022

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ELON YELL LOUD!!!!

We need to learn how to get PISSED off at STUPID REGULATIONS and SPECIAL INTEREST incentives.

I want to hear ELON YELL LOUD!!!! , those FUCKING FORDS UNION BROWN NOSERS as do we have to give everyone a LOLLIPOP for not buying my TESLA'S as I am with ELON!!!! , ARE YOU!!!!

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021

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