Morning Wanker

Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.

John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"

Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011

Morning Dinner

Morning Dinner is eaten between 5am and 11am, after one has woken up. Examples include: cereal, toast and pancakes. It is more commonly referred to as "Breakfast".

Person one: do you want some pancakes for morning dinner?
Person two: hell no! its 1pm, time for lunch!

by andIcall June 18, 2011

Morning Cash

The 'Ring of Fire' one experiences after a night of intense Vindaloo consumption

"Damn it Ted, I think I've set myself up for some Morning Cash tomorrow"

by thecallofthewild June 21, 2007

Morning Gloria

When a woman wakes up in the morning with a wideon.

Core blimey I dreamt I was getting plowed by Burt Reynolds last night. Woke up with a right Morning Gloria.

by DrJoy April 17, 2020

Morning Shank

To wake up with a massive erection. An alternate term for morning wood

Dick was amazed when he woke up and saw the size of his meaty morning shank

by Tommy Haze December 26, 2011

Morning Wack

The morning wack is a routine masturbation session that takes place every day, either before or during the morning shit or while taking a shower before work.

The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day

Sun shines through the window in the morning, slowly waking up John

John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?

Looks over at the alarm clock

John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.

by The Wackster April 4, 2013

Oxy Morn

Very hysterical. Usually into feminism and usually a Nazi.

'Oxy Morn, do you even English ' - Ajit Pai

by padster thine catster July 18, 2018