October 27

Throw your (friend) called Lauren down a flight of stairs

me: hey Lauren guess what day it is
Lauren:October 27 duh (gasps) oh no
Me: *yeet*

by Djbfh October 24, 2019

october 23

national girlfriend day 💍

“aye bro, imma get a girlfriend for october 23 because it’s national girlfriend day”

by _.kaydubs._ October 20, 2019

October 25

National give your crush a "Go on a date with me, YES......NO" day

Ari gave Justin a note that said if he would go on a date with her! ITS OCTOBER 25

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

30 October

Ding dong ditch people's doors

- What is ding dong ditch?
- you knock on people's doors and run!
It's on the 30 October

by sportyhamster October 13, 2019

October 22

The day the greatest human being was born.

October 22nd is a day of legends.

by peepeepoopoo October 14, 2019

october 4th

National gay day, on this day anything goes, which includes that one homie who's lookin extra thicc

"Lemme clap them cheeks Gerald" "I'm not gay tho" "don't worry its October 4th"
"What's that supposed to mean??" "It means I'm about to get some cheek nigga"

by //-Yung-Tragic-// October 3, 2018

October 26

October 26th is a day of greatness, only people with big dick energy are born on this day. They deserve all the head and sex on this day.

Dam that mans born on October 26, he must have some big duck energy.

by 372fgghhh October 16, 2019