Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.
Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.
by homosexualsapien January 31, 2015
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frozen nuke

A nuke that's frozen. Want one? Extra sturdy.
Random Person: Hey America, want a "Frozen nuke"? It's free with the cost of your hands and probably everything in a 500 mile radius. Maybe. Idk...

America: HELL YEAH.
by AlmostMyName November 02, 2020
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Goldman Nuke

In 1972 professor Heinz Goldman invented a type of nuclear fission which causes a chemical output greater than that of a regular atomic bomb.
Damn them Koreans making Goldman nukes
by Toddles1972 June 11, 2013
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nuke Siete

A person who’s sole purpose in life is to climb the ladder of stature in order to destroy a system from an internal position
That hoe is a Nuke Siete, she only asked for that promotion in order to burn this entire place to the ground!!
by Pickles84 November 23, 2022
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Scooter Nuke

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022
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nuke the ketchup bottle

boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure
by Clown UvU May 28, 2021
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nuke waste

Any sailor, officer or enlisted, who dropped out of the Nuclear Pipeline for any reason prior to qualification at prototype.
Have you seen Jason?
No, he's not coming back, he's a traitor to his people and Nuke Waste.
by ASMAG July 12, 2023
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