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Card Reader

noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.
Check out that card reader, she really needs to pull her pants up.
by CaptainKen September 16, 2014
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Trump Card

A Final last ditch effort when everything around you is blowing up.
The president really played a trump card inciting those riots to try and get the election overturned.
by Old whiskey leg Lincoln January 9, 2021
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Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.
“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”
by IFuckPenguins June 7, 2020
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reverse card

Red reverse card: The original reverse card; does exactly what you think it does, turns the insult back on the opposing force

Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives

Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well

Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card
Verb. (Re-ver-s ca-r-d)
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit

insert reverse card of the respective color
by HelloShaunTheSheep April 29, 2021
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card tricks

Refers to the assordid "magic" that a moocher plays on an unsuspecting victim using financial-instrument cards of some sort, and then "pulls a disappearing act" afterwards.
One of the most common moocher's card tricks is to show your "mark" a cash/debit card beforehand, and claim that it has sufficient funds loaded onto it to cover whatever expenses you're going to rack up, but then you either "forget" the card's PIN number or "discover" that the card has either been cancelled of has insufficient funds on it to cover your shopping bill or the gas-money for the ride that your "mark" gave you.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Bahiyyih Card

Bahiyyih card refers to having the impact to make the final lineup of a survival show, ranking No. 1 in 115 countries despite not being given enough screen time. Most often used when survival show watchers are desperate for their picks to make the final lineups,
Praying that (Insert name) will pull a Bahiyyih Card.
by Neuville August 24, 2023
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The family card

Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.
Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”

Friend” oh I’m sorry
by Tokiko Tsuji January 11, 2020
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