When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.
Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!
Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011
Get the German Horsemug. when a girl is sittin in between your legs suckin you off while your standing up, and you give her a nice healthy dose of "beer shits" down the front off her chest as it runs to her belly button!
by Nicholas the Great August 22, 2004
Get the german mudslidemug. Me and this girl I met at the bar went back to my house last night and I gave her the German Bulldozer.
by Hose-b July 23, 2008
Get the German Bulldozermug. After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."
by RexIsDead November 28, 2007
Get the German Mudcakemug. A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".
I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
by stonedonajax October 2, 2013
Get the German Surprisemug. Like a French inhale; except, you inhale the smoke into your eye(s). Note: A German inhalation is an involuntary action. Typically, when smoking something to close to your face.
Person One: "Fuck dude I just got mad smoke in my eye fam squad."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
by Chris&Kevin September 3, 2016
Get the german inhalemug. by Humans are juicy February 4, 2018
Get the Mr Germanmug.