When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.
Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!
Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011
when a girl is sittin in between your legs suckin you off while your standing up, and you give her a nice healthy dose of "beer shits" down the front off her chest as it runs to her belly button!
by Nicholas the Great August 23, 2004
Me and this girl I met at the bar went back to my house last night and I gave her the German Bulldozer.
by Hose-b October 21, 2005
After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."
by RexIsDead November 06, 2007
A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.
That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
by Purple SUV November 17, 2012
- When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.
- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.
- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.
- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.
- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.
- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.
- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.
by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011
Like a French inhale; except, you inhale the smoke into your eye(s). Note: A German inhalation is an involuntary action. Typically, when smoking something to close to your face.
Person One: "Fuck dude I just got mad smoke in my eye fam squad."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
by Chris&Kevin February 22, 2016