Nonce

Your Dad
Or Harry

"Your Dads a right Nonce"
"That fat Elfs a Nonce"

by John.Joe November 26, 2018

Nonce

Acronym - Not Of Normal Criminal Element.

Usually used with reference to sex offenders but actually relates to criminal motivation. In simple terms, most crimes is motivated by money and carried out in the pursuit of wealth. Being 'not of normal criminal element' means using wealth to assist in criminal activity.

That bloke is a nonce.

by Dubsparx August 21, 2016

Nonce

what you become after doing HSLA with small children

Lorn you're such a nonce

by queenllama the 2nd December 6, 2020

Nonce

A nonce is Harry the bald egg. He also is a annoying

Harry is a nonce says bella

by hebesebesob October 17, 2020

Nonce

A buzzword used by closeted British pedophiles to falsely accuse others as pedophiles

"oi, mate, yer a fookin' nonce!
I 'eard it from somewhere or summat, ya nonce!"

by Bong hater December 1, 2025

Nonces

People who spends too much time studying and not enough time outside.

Those guys are such nonces, touch some grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

nonce

Nonce is what English Cunts call Pedophiles

"Oh him, he's a right nonce looking at those kids through the window"

by Chara___YT June 12, 2018