nipple wanker

A person that wanks to nipples

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.

by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 21, 2016

friends nipple

In any episode on Friends that Monica, Rachel, or fiebe has a hard nipple.

Man, did u see that friends nipple, I was watching friends today and Rachel had very hard nips.

by JeromeWheats August 29, 2021

Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 07, 2021

battery nipples

when your nipples look like the end of a battery. The Positive end.

Guy 1: Hey you know jasmine?
Guy 2: Thick jasmine?
Guy 1: NO, Battery nipples Jasmine
Guy 2: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH... Like the end of a battery?
Guy 1: DUH

by Anal Cherry Herpes. March 30, 2016

t nipples

Often used as to tell someone they have tiny nipples or sometimes a tiny penis.

Bruh you have T nipples and they’re fucking small as shit. Make them grow

by lil small za October 17, 2017

Nipple Crunch

A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.

Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.

by MindsEye7 October 17, 2011

Nipple Slip

A form of wardrobe malfunction, where a persons shirt/top moves in a way that causes one's nipple to be exposed

"Did you see that girls nipple?"
"Ya that's called a nipple slip man"

by Jakeyrol April 09, 2019