Hobo dirty

When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.

"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."

by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012

Hobo Frogger

When dirty hobos suddenly dart across several lanes of busy traffic causing the cars to swerve as if in a game of Frogger.

Jim has to play Hobo Frogger every day when he drives Eurkea, California. So many dirty hobos are getting hit by cars; he describes it as a Hobo Frogger Epidemic. The last dirty hobo Jim hit was wearing the exact same jacket as he was, which is why Jim's wife to forced him to donate the ugly jacket.

by TRTLGRL August 23, 2019

Hobo Ho

A woman who always is asking for favors or money and lives off of the wealth and favors of others.

That girl is always demanding money or gifts. She is a Hobo Ho.

by Rezzilient January 2, 2023

Hobo Whoreotic

A person who is sexual attracted to someone who is hobo sexual. They often will get into a relationship with someone who will move in quickly so they don't live alone.

Person 1: "Wow isn't that the seventh girl to live with Jordan this year?:
Person 2: "Yea it's because he is a Hobo Whoreotic"

by Jackson O'Donnell October 11, 2020

Hobo-Trade

When a person (usually without income) trades an item of theirs for a different item that belongs to another person (regardless of whether they are there, or not, to agree with the trade.) It is not outright theft; rather an exchange of items, even if not verbally agreed to.

"I Hobo-Traded my backpack for his blanket while he was gone all week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021

cuddle hobo

This is a term that has arisen in D&D / TTRPG circles where the players just want to adopt everything. It's a bit of a juxtaposition and play off the term "murder hobo" for the players who want to kill everything.

My players have now adopted a displacer cat, three wolves and an owl bear. They are real cuddle hobos.

by Ed DM March 6, 2022

Dirty hobo

Feeling like a dirty hobo, is when you have been working for weeks straight without taking a shower or any form of cleaning.

" I feel like a dirty hobo right now dude"

by ThatOneParticularGuy October 9, 2017