drunken ninja

a mystical being able to transcend in and out of buildings, rooms, houses, social groups and even multiple dimensions, Usually under the influence of alcohol to the point of memory loss
Did you see that kid last night? He totally went drunken ninja, i couldn't find him all night.
by Dancingdanshittingsand October 30, 2012
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Ninja Drill

When you run really fast into a room and close the door because you imagined that a ninja was chasing you or some other sort of danger approached. Generally used to prepare for a future ninja attack.
QUICK! RUN!

why did i just run into your room?
32 seconds. Good ninja drill time.
by 007hippo September 30, 2009
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ninja bartender

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.
A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips
by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011
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Ninja Fog

The act of directing ass-air towards your adversary’s nose while simultaneously emulating your favorite Bruce Lee move.
Ripping one in a meeting room, performing the ass Judo and exclaiming "Awwwwww! Ninja Fog!" then bowing in respect.
by ZoinksS2k January 27, 2009
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Ninja-moked

When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.
Damn maaaan, Ethan got Ninja-moked!
by Cameatsass September 08, 2018
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ninja toes

the art of sporting socks with thong flip flops, which in fact look like the traditional footwear worn by Ninjas
at first glance he looked like a geek with his socks and flip flops on, but wait...don't ninjas wear stuff like that, he could know karate... he does have Ninja Toes!!
by nevets eural September 04, 2010
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