Crap Nap

When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.

You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.

by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013

wax nap

1. An afternoon tryst involving, but not limited to, sublime love-making, carressing, intimate discussion, and sleep.

2. for etymology, see wax(yay definition)

QGF and QBF met for a wax nap before the show.

by quantum girlfriend May 19, 2005

Charlie nap

When you have nothing to look forward to during the day, take a Charlie nap to pass the time away.

2:00PM - I have nothing to do until my girlfriend gets off work...I'll take a Charlie nap!

5:00PM - Very refreshing!

by Pebbles485 January 24, 2010

tiddy nap

When you take a nap on your gf’s tiddies

My girlfriend and I were chillin, and I ended up taking a tiddy nap for a couple of hours. It was nice.

by wlwmeister May 9, 2019

thanksgiving nap

When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day

Yo man Jackson still ain't up from his thanksgiving nap

by KingClown February 29, 2016

white nap

When you use cocaine as a substitute for sleep.

I'm exhausted from drinking all day, I need a white nap if I'm going to go out tonight.

by Beef Factory November 26, 2017

stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap

Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.

by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016