Myspace

A place for friends? I think not. How bout a PLACE WHERE NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!!!

Ashley: Okay, my tv ALWAYS has something else wrong with it!!!
Jessica: Sounds a lot like myspace. Are they related?

by RandomDictionarySurfer July 12, 2009

myspace

1.) a place where ugly,fat,weird,and creppy people suddenly become sexy and talk with complete strangers


2.) a website where old pervs talk to fastly developing 13 year olds to "get off"

1. i can't wait to go on myspace to talk to my sexy baby robert


2. yessssss lisa show some clevage. god i love myspace

by jk33 March 13, 2009

myspace

myspace, an epidemic thats been spread among all teenagers. most are scene but not all. some are just normal kids. ugly fat skinny popular hot you name it. yeah, there are "myspace whores" but then again there are just regular kids with a regular amount of friends who have a myspace. however, because of a few incidents myspace has been stereo typed as a hunting ground for sexual predators. its not the case and most kids believe it or not are not stupid enough to go meet up with someone they met on myspace. and yes kids request other kids theyve mearly talked to or even kids they just see around the halls at school. but it leads to socializing and conversation which is a good thing.

ive gotten requests from people ive never talked to but have just seen around and after i got the request it was an ice breaker to actually go up to the person and have a conversation.

its just another side to myspace obviously no one else is telling.

by kyle burket March 18, 2008

MySpace

WHat was once a small community of people who could hang out and socialise but is now the domain of emo attention whores and pedophiles. If you ever attempt to tell any user of MySPace the truth of the site the response if them getting bitchy/slapping you in the face/ going "ZOMG WAHH! YOu MAKA FUN AMAH FEELEN!"/ IM EMO YOU BASTARD! //WRIST//

I touched little girls by abducting them from myspace then I cut my wrist!

by Erik Ehlert January 14, 2008

myspace

The place where cool people like Moby likes to hang out.

-Man did you see his myspace?
-Yeah dude it was pretty suck!

by bitchslap May 21, 2006

myspacing

having no life; referring to the site myspace.com created by the one and only TOM; causing pain and misery to everyone else; snooping.

I am myspacing SHANNY'S page to see whory pictures of her.

by CaRULERille September 19, 2006

MySpace

A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.

Other than that, it's not half bad.

Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"

by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009