stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

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Get the stepping on my dickmug.

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

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Get the My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.mug.

Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

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Get the Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidencemug.

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

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Get the Fucked my dick offmug.

suck my dick rock

Just making a rock sucking his dick, apparently very gay. It all started with a trumpet player that like his dick to be duck by a saxophone player that rejected him

Suck my dick rock, it’s humungous(humongusus)

by Bakasama February 22, 2022

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Get the suck my dick rockmug.

A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.

Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

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Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?

by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023

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