Mudslide Delight

When you engage in the act of gooning, fapping, beating off, etc. while shitting

I’m in a time crunch, I don’t have time to shit and jerk off, might just have to settle for the mudslide delight

by Mrurbanurban February 23, 2025

The Margarita Mudslide

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.

1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.

by WunInchWundurr July 8, 2024

The Mississippi Mudslide Move

A wrestling move used on a Cabot Junior High North wrestler that looks like minecraft Steve and a skinny boy that looks like a minecraft skeleton

Dang bro that kid that looks like minecraft steve just got put in The Mississippi Mudslide Move at the wrestling tournament

by GoonLairLandlord March 26, 2025

Michigan mudslide

When your a queer from Michigan that works over the road with your other queer friend from home, you take each other to Taco Bell every night then fuck each others assholes (mudslide) at the hotel room until you shart all over each others chubby chodes

Hey, you want a Michigan mudslide when we get back to the hotel?

by Chodedouglas May 1, 2025

Pakistani mudslide

The act of taking a lot of laxities then shitting yourself then rubbing it on someone then they lick it clean off

I gave this guy at the bar the biggest Pakistani mudslide ever

by I am tuff June 8, 2025

Electric Mudslide

When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.

“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::

by rara yehyeh January 8, 2023

Maryvale Mudslide

When someone, usually out of anger or revenge, defecates on their sexual partner while they are in a deep sleep, most times passed out drunk. When that person wakes up and takes a whiff it reminds them of the time they were at an abandoned house in Maryvale with no plumbing and a toilet full of squatter feces. Then they realize it's them that smells like squatter feces from the abandoned house in Maryvale. Similar to Guadalupe Wake Up Call only not restricted to hotel/motel rooms. (See Guadalupe wake up call)

Damn homie, this morning my sister's room smelled like an outhouse was brought inside. When I asked her what the fuck that smell was she said you must've given her a Maryvale Mudslide before you left this morning. If you guys are going to be fighting, you can't come over anymore.

by Chinooks64 July 14, 2023