Montana

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A southern, but bitterly cold province of Canada. Winter starts in October and ends in June. The scorching summer lasts for the remaining months of the year where toxic smoke from burning forests fill the air. Before the Cold War, Montana was once a US state known by the same name. When the Cold War started, Montana seceded from the United States and looked for another country to take them in. The Soviets secretly claimed the territory and planted thousands of nukes in the frozen earth. That’s right folks, it wasn’t Cuba you should’ve worried about, it was MONTANA. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Montana was a region of France until 2003, when the French presiden had a standoff with the Saskatchewan governor and Canadian Prime Minister over sovereignty of of the territory. After four days of just the three of them locked in a small office room in Helen, the French president agreed to cease control of the territory and effectively turned over power to the Saskatchewanese. Montana gained provincial status in 2005 after just two years of being officially part of Canada. Because of the Russian control, Russian is spoken throughout the terriotory along with English. The capital of Helena has a sole official language of French, and ferociously dictates the rest of their people. They have since changed the official spelling of the state to Montagne, although it is only recognized in French-Speaking communities.
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Is Montana real?
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a white boy with a perm, says the n word. denies having a perm. looks emo irl and misses ash hounds
montana is so scary gurl.... omg his crew sucks
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Not very productive, like at all. Somehow manages to take 25 minutes to print a photo and than criticises people for not doing work when she hasn’t done anything as well. Somehow starts fun to hang out with but in a few months, she will push you down the fucking stairs and then blame you. Says that she has “things going on”. Has more boyfriends than the amount of planets in our goddamn solar system.
My fucking god, you’re starting to remind me of being in a group task with Montana!
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a lovely girl who does everything for her boyfriend and everyone loves her. She is amazing.
Damn Montana is amazing and stunning holy crap
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montana is a lesbian she likes to have sexual intercourse with other monkeys. she likes to threaten people hat she will fart in their faces and give them pinkeye. Once i saw her licks the pavement and fuck a pole. She wants that pole ushy gushy fr.
"dont be like montana"
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No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state
Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana
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Montana is often a stuck up little brat who changes people into one of her own, she often makes people feel insecure because she is so god damn skinny, they often drink way to much coffee. They have no friends but their best friend will always be a girl named Haylee. They often have a boyfriend but are secretly in love with their best friend. They can be a total butt at school when they feel like it. They have a flat body from being skinny. They often fall pregnant at the age of 14. No one likes a Montana unless they are a blonde and they are under a spell
Girl: Eww she looks like a total Montana
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