Montana

Land of the crazy people. I mean, we have the Unabomber, Evil Knievel, and the guy who was the originator of the phrase "going postal". Everyone runs here when they need to hide from the pigs. Of course, it's a huge state. Trees, beavers, moose, bears. Also contains part of Yellowstone.

Dude. Montana sucks.

by MoonTree July 25, 2008

Montana

get your N64 from out of the closet (you still have it, don't you?), pop in THPS2, and go to the premade park titled 'Montana.' There you go.

It really is like that, right?

by Devin Ze Dude July 21, 2008

Montana

the most boring state which is the most forgettable state in the united states, where hillbilly's and mormons build their sheds on the mountain tops and heard goat and buffalo. You usually never hear about it. As well lacks many food places like subway and popeyes and their is a McDonalds every 2 miles rather than 1 mile everywhere else in the world.

john: hey I'm headed to montana
Kyle: HA! Don't die of boredom

by joeman145 October 9, 2011

Helena Montana

the most god damn boring place unless u like the arctic. People here are extremely close minded and if u are not a local they dont like you. Watch out for hiv

Hey im a little faggot who lives in helena montana

by hellllena January 12, 2011

montano

A guy with a sweaty nut sack

That guy had such a montano

by Big booty ginger man April 27, 2014

Montana

Prime dental floss growing country

I might be movin' to Montana soon just to raise me up a crop of dental floss

by EmperorPilaf88 March 4, 2008

ManNanners

The chest of a human male, more specifically their nipples.

"Wow, he has huge mannanners!"

by AtTheDisco June 11, 2006