Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone March 7, 2016

Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

One of the only good COD games alongside Black Ops 1, 2, and 3, and Modern Warfare 2.

Let's go play some Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on the Xbox!

by Maya Butreeks March 22, 2021

modern person

Hailly

Someone who is in touch with her modern person ness, like Hailly.

by Modern person January 23, 2022

school of modern skills

Best school if you dont go to this school man you suck at life

wow i go to school of modern skills i am cool

by Ughh daddy September 6, 2021

Modern Grnaola

When someone posts all there outdoor, escape frome technology, hike, etc. photos. Sometimes includes smoking.

Wow! Nice photo Mike you're really modern grnaola.

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modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.

I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.

by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016